History

On this date following Lord Cuomo's statewide shutdown of our precious watering holes, the founding fathers of tinybar set out on a mission to change the way our big family gathers. The goal was to build a bar, but not just any bar. It was to be a tinybar. Oddly enough, the build only took 7 hours and the first cold one was cracked. tinybar was officially born.

It didn't take long for the patrons to start filing in. In just under 1 month during the covid pandemic (a word we do not mention) tinybar hosted its first real gathering. A tremendous hit that patrons were riding a winch 15 ft. into the air strapped to a folding chair. *we are not responsible for any injuries*

The sun was out and the temp. was rising. After many many successful gatherings, it was time for tinybar to take its talents to... no not to south beach, but to the North. Otherwise know as the St. Lawrence Seaway.

One week after tinybar's siege on the North Country (where covid does not exist) the bar had people coming from around the world. Realistically just CT, BUT this was just the beginning to a summer that many who were there will never forget.

Not too long after tinybar cemented a strong hold in the North, it was time to regain lost ground back in Baldwinsville, NY. The founding fathers of tinybar were at it again and built yet another bar that is now known as tinybar 2.69. It was built to stay in the Greater Baldwinsville area. For the first time, there was now two fully functional tinybars.

A day that will not only be remembered for our independence, but a day that a great battle victory for tinybar. It was a hot 4th of July day. Patrons of tinybar road a vessel known as the "Scout" into Picton Bay. To everyone's surprise, it would be a day that no one saw coming. Picton Bay filled with boats as far as the eye could see. Covid was lurking everywhere. There was no choice but to fight. tinybar's patrons recruited every boat that was tied off to them to join in on the battle. Countless Blue Lights, Claws, Trulys, and Jello-O shots were consumed in a group effort to defeat this enemy. Just as it seemed the day was slowing down, the 69th Nipple Sticker Infantry Division arrived on the Twerk Boat. The rest is history. Victory was imminent, and the Battle of Picton Bay was won.

Summer was coming to an end and that meant it was time to focus on the future of tinybar 2.69. The original tinybar stands strong in Cape Vincent, NY during the remaining winter months. Now was the time for tinybar 2.69 to make a name for itself- and oh did it ever. At almost every opportunity, patrons flocked to 2.69 for a cold one. Our big family was reunited once more.

tinybar 2.69 goes for a road trip! For the first time, the tinybar company was mobile and set up shop at a loyal patrons house for a Buffalo Bills game. Made us wanna SHOUT! 

tinybar 2.69 returned to its more regularly known location. Here is where tinybar 2.69 now rests until another gathering.

tinybar's where abouts are unknown. People who knew did actually not know. It was a blur and a brothel was born.